Sunday, December 30, 2007
U2 movie
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Blogger Detention
I decided to post a slide show of all the pictures we had to take in order to finally get a decent one for our Christmas card. It is so nice to send out a cute picture of your kids, sending the message of peaceful, harmonic, angelic, happiness ( albeit contrived). When in fact the said photo is actually the result of over a week's worth of effort, numerous different photos sessions, the magic of photo shop, and plenty of bribing, begging, weaping, tearing of clothes, and gnashing of teeth ( and that was done by the parents). And it is all so we can attain that one perfect picture to represent " Team Benton" well for the year. Maybe next year we will give up this farce and just send out one that shows their true colors. Merry Christmas!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Gobble, Gobble!
All was fine all day long at Luke's parents townhouse, and we left there around 7:30 ( with no leftovers in hand- Yeah! I accomplished my goal of having no temptations around or in my house!) or so, came home put the kids to bed, I started doing stuff around the house, Luke was relaxing, when he started feeling not so well. Soon after, he departed to bed and I stayed up to finish some laundry( oh- the exciting life I lead- crime fighter by day- laundress by night). I was trying to have some clothes clean for the children to wear for our trip the next day to Pappy's farm. So around 11 I finish up and head for bed, and as I am walking down the hall, I hear the sound. It is so tell-tale, and it is so not the sound you want to hear. We always joke if there were an alarm made of this sound, no one would ever be caught snoozing. It is the sound of your child vomiting- it will make a sprinter out of the slowest of folk, as you deftly flash through the air trying to grab them up and dash to the bathroom with the least amount of puke landing on you or the surrounding surfaces. Unfortunately this night was not a top performance night from either of the master vomit savers, and Rylie's room turned out to be a not so pleasant site. Of course at this point, you do rock, paper, scissors to divy up the required clean up tasks- child or disaster zone. I took child, aka Linda Blair from the exorcist- poor Rylie was covered head to toe. GROSS OUT! But as a mother, you do not have this luxury or right, some how, you just get over vomit the second you birth a child ( as long as it belongs to your child). So Rylie goes straight into the shower, I clean her up, change her, go to put her in bed, only to find out task #2- ground zero is still declared unfit to enter. Go looking for father, only to find out that he too has now succumbed to the almighty porcelein throne. Hubby is sick. I am in charge. So I whip into Hazmat sanitation mode, lysol and other cleaning supplies in hand and get Rylie's room sterilized as soon as possible. Move to our room, change sheets, lysol surfaces, wash hands mulitple times between tasks, change my clothes- just to be sure, there are not any rogue germs trying to attach themselves to me. "I WILL NOT get sick" is my mantra! Unfortunately for Luke and Rylie, the rest of the night did not fare any better, and they were up on and off the rest of it. Needless to say, there was no trip to Pappy's farm, Luke had to use his first sick day at his new job the day after Thanksgiving ( He REALLY was sick and not playing hooky) and everybody was pretty pooped all day Friday. The original culprit of this whole bug was Jack, who got it on Monday night and then passed it along. The good part- it was short lived, the best part- I didn't get it, and it definitely made for a memorable Thanksgiving night!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
The Great Outdoors
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Sugar High
Friday, October 12, 2007
In Search of the Great Pumpkin.....
Today, was our outing to the pumpkin patch. The weather was beautiful, a little warmer than one would want for a fall day, but otherwise it was a great day to go hang out with the pumpkins! Although the morning did not look as if it was going to fare very well, as upon our arrival at the pumpkin patch, and upon debarkation from my vehicle, I promptly ( and obviously unbeknownst to me) stuck my flip flop wearing feet into a very angry ant hill! Too bad there is no video to commemerate the next moments of waving, shaking, slapping, and throwing of shoes to get rid of those awful pests! So to begin our day, I was itching like mad, almost in tears, and seriously considering getting in my car and driving back the 5 miles to nearest CVS for some Benadryl. Thankfully the kind organizers of the pumpkin patch had some Benadryl spray that I was able to borrow. Note to myself- due to Jack's bee sting a few weeks ago, and now my run in with the ants, we may want to just travel with Benadryl in our possession! The rest of the day turned out great as you can see from the pics ( however those were a feat unto themselves. It is very nearly impossible to get two children to smile and stay posed at the same time for longer than say, 3 seconds!) Rylie and Jack both had a blast in the bounce houses ( great improvements for Rylie in this category- she is getting so grown up!) We also enjoyed a fun hayride and picnic lunch with a group of our friends from church. There was even a maze made out of hay bales that Rylie and her friend Jacob were able to lead Jack through. Jack really thought the smaller pumpkins were large balls put there for him to practice his throwing skills, so I think some of their pumpkins may be a little mushier and most definitely bruised after our visit! As we were leaving Rylie picked out some baby pumpkins for our souvenirs to take home and decorate our front porch steps with. Today was a wonderful way to spend a fall afternoon!
There's No Place Like the State Fair of Texas
It's that time of year again in North Texas, time for the State Fair. I love the Fair. The exhibits-who can resist a sculpture made entirely out of butter, or a giant sandcastle depiction of the Dallas skyline, or sitting in all the latest models of cars, that we will never in a million years actually own. ( The most comical thing was to watch all of the people,including ourselves go gaga over the newest model mini van- we have so gone down a level on the coolness scale.)Then there are the animals-for instance, there is Boris, the gigantic pig who seriously weighs 5,000 lbs or something crazy like that. There is something grossly intriguing about an animal of that magnitude. Of course there is also the petting zoo, where you can get your hat stolen by an ostrich, spend a fortune of animal food, which mostly gets spilled on the ground by your four year old, and hope your other child doesn't climb into the pen with the billy goats. Oh, and where else on earth can you possibly call it a day, only after you have had the chance to catch a show entitled " Dancing with The Dogs" I am so not even kidding. This is an actual new dog sport called "freestyling with your dog"( Mom- you and Jonah- so should get started on that!) Let's just say, we wished we had seen the other dog show instead. Dancing really should stay a people sport. Now we come to THE attraction of all attractions at the state fair- the FOOD. I fully believe that most people go the fair for that reason alone. The corny dogs, funnel cakes, nachos, cotton candy, turkey legs, and I can't even begin to list all of the fried nonsense that is being sold - the two new ones that I had never heard of were Fried Coke and Fried Latte. Did you make sure you had your IV drip of Mylanta before you came? Some things were just not meant to be fried. This year the fair had a different feel for me, because due to WW- I knew better than to eat any of that food out there, so I think that I may have been the only person- plus my two children, who brought their own lunch into the fair grounds. There were a few stares and gasps as I pulled out my turkey sandwich and grapes from my cooler. I thought I may get kicked out at one point for not partaking in the traditional corn dog, but I have to tell you, boy did I feel better at the end of the day, when all I had partaken in was a Nutty bar-eaten with saved up points! Not that I think that it is bad for anyone else to eat that food, for goodness sake, that was Luke's top reason for going, and he enjoyed every bite!I just knew how sick I would feel at the end of the day, and how dissapointed I would be on Saturday when I weighed in! Another great part of the fair is the Midway- and what was even greater? That we managed to avoid it altogether! Lastly, I must mention the people. We all know that the most interesting part is to people watch at the fair. We happened to have gone on Senior Day, and I tell you I have never in my life seen so many motorized riding vehicles. It really was a deliberate effort on our part not to get run over. You really do see some of the strangest things. All in all we had a great day. There were lots of fun hands-on things for the kids to do and see and Rylie even participated in her first Pee Wee Rodeo! Her Mimi would have been so proud of her barrel racing skills! The best part of the day? We did not leave having bought a Veggie Blaster 2000, an Oreck vacuum cleaner( seriously saw someone walking out with one),a magic, super absorption cleaning towel, a pet rock, or a jacuzzi hot tub!Tuesday, October 2, 2007
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Monday, October 1, 2007
It's Pumpkin Time!
Yeah, it's fall! I love this time of the year. After reading several other friends' blogs today, I can see there are many who share the same sentiment. I love that the weather starts to change ( by writing these words I hope to make them come true here in Texas, since it was 92 degrees today, October 1st). I love fall because it means college football, and I don't even care if it is on all day on Saturday. I love fall because of the State Fair and all that it entails. I love fall because it means going to the pumpkin patch and taking a ton of pictures of my children posed in piles of pumpkins, all with the hopes that I will get at least one where they are both looking at the camera! I love that fall means a new season of television shows like The Office- I LOVE that show- it is just so hilarious! GO JAM! I love that people start to put out their fall decorations ( including myself). I love seeing the wreaths, mums, hay bales, pumpkins, and scarecrows all over porches around the neighborhood. The other day I got out my fall decorations, which was not really an easy task, as locating them after the move, was somewhat challenging. But I did not care. I was happy. Just so happy looking at my fall wreath, my colored leaves, my spice candles. It made me smile to put my scarecrow out on my porch. I love that the leaves begin to take on the look of fall and that mean leaves to rake, but you don't mind, because you get to be outside enjoying the gorgeous fall day. I love that God made seasons. In the beginning, He created the earth with seasons. I think that Fall makes God smile too. The Bible says in Ecclesiastes 3:1 " There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven." I am so glad that there are seasons to our life. Not just seasons of nature, but seasons for our spiritual relationship, our marriage, our parenting, our friendships. As I enter into this fall season, I do so with reflection, looking back on the year to date. I am so thankful to all the blessings that the Lord has showered on me through His grace. I know that while I do not deserve any of them, He, in His infinite mercy has saved me. Just as the trees of fall lose their leaves and grow them new in the spring, the Lord shows me areas of my life that need to be shed or lost, so that He can begin a new work or growth in me. " But because of His great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive with Christ, even when we were dead in transgressions- it is by grace you have been saved. And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus" Ephesians 2:4-6. " I hope that each of you enjoy and celebrate this season. Happy Fall! Go get a pumpkin- or 5! 
Sunday, September 23, 2007
A Royal Affair
The third and final installment of celebrations marking Rylie's transition from 3 to 4 years took place this past weekend. She will have a reality check when she realizes that most of the time she will not have an entire month devoted to her birthday! The party was a royal success and I believe that a fun time was had by all. All the little girls enjoyed dressing up as their favorite princess and getting to wear fancy shoes, tiaras, and boas and do all the things princesses do. We played lots of fun games, including a pinata, which finally broke, thanks to help from mom and dad. We had a pretty princess tea party with tea pots and cups ( lemonade instead of tea) and finger sandwiches, cookies, and fancy colored marshmallows. Rylie had a beautiful birthday cake in the shape of a princess crown! The highlight of the party for us, was when Jack dragged Poppy back to Rylie's room and picked out a dress up outfit for him to put on and wanted Poppy to dress him so he could play with the girls! Alas, Poppy did not, so we have no pictures to pull out at a later date, say..... for a future girlfriend or even better, his rehearsal dinner! As stressful as it is to do a birthday party, I am so glad we did it at home and that we had a princess party. Rylie had a blast and I think that the other girls did too, it was just too cha cha for words!
Game Day
Does attending one game, officially make me a soccer mom? We experienced our first foray into the world of soccer on Saturday, when Rylie "played" in her first match. As you can see from the video, she was content to play outfield most of the game. I guess we need to help her get out of T-ball mode and into a soccer mindset! I also must keep my competitive spirit in check, as she is only 4. I do not want to be one of those parents who gets kicked out of PeeWee soccer. At one point, the coach told her it was her turn to sit out, which she did gladly, and when he asked her to come back in, I literally had to drag her off the bench to get her to play again. I think she would have rather continued to sit and chat with her friend! There is also no " real" score in 3/4 year old soccer, just like last seasons T-ball. Obviously though, parents can keep score. Let's just say...our team put up a valiant effort, but the goalie on the other team was like 15 or something, he actually dove for the ball to block the goal. Is that even developmentally possible for a child this age? I am not quite convinced, hmm........ But, I do know this for sure, Rylie had fun, even if she wasn't quite sure why she was running around the field!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Long Time No See
This weekend we had the great privilege of hosting Uncle David ( Dabid- as Rylie calls him) and Aunt BaBa ( Bethany). We have not seen them since May, so it was wonderful to visit with them and have them in our new home. Rylie and Jack were so glad to their aunt and uncle. Although, David and Bethany may need to rest and recover from the weekend once they get home, well, mostly David, since Rylie did not leave his side the entire time they were here. She is obsessed with her uncle David. As you can see from the slide show, Rylie led them in a couple rounds of a new game she got for her birthday, which was lots of fun for all! They also came bearing gifts for her birthday. She got some more furniture to go with her doll house, so she was pumped about that! We had a great time while they were here. David and Bethany got to witness the first soccer practice, so they too can attest to the skills that were portrayed on the field! We also took a trip out to IKEA ( with much arm twisting for the men- since a day on the couch watching football was more in their plans). It is always fun to walk around IKEA though, and look at all the gadgets and furniture. David and Bethany found a really cool stool in the " as is" section of the store for their bathroom, for only $19! So that was a steal, although it was touch and go at the end of the trip as to whether it would make it home or not, since we had some difficulty fitting it into the car, and I am afraid Bethany had to ride back with a stroller poking into her neck for the entire trip home! After returning home, we had a relaxing afternoon, enjoyed a dinner at Abuelo's that night, a little bit of music Scene It, and an awesome Arkansas- Alabama game! We look forward to getting to visit more when we go to Clinton in a couple weeks! We only wish that the rest of the Fam could have been here!
Beckham Beware!
Because, here comes Rylie! Is MLS ready for a 4 year old to take them by storm? Rylie had her very first soccer practice this Saturday. She was ready to go! First thing when she woke up that morning, she wanted to put her shin guards and socks on. It was so cute. She was the only girl practicing this week ( there are more on the team) but she definitely was keeping up with all of the boys. She is a great dribbler, and did awesome kicking up and down the field. However, when they did do a little "scrimmage" she was a liitle bit lost when the opposing side took the ball from her, as to what to do. She just kind of stood there. We may need to go over the concepts of soccer a little bit more! It is hard, especially when you have been teaching your preschooler not to snatch things away from friends, to let them know, now it is okay to take the ball away! All in context of the game, right? I think that this is going to be a lot of fun! She is excited. We have our first game next Saturday, and Poppy, Nana, and G-ma will be there. If it is anything like the first T-ball game last season, there will also be about 500 video cameras and cameras as well. Maybe if I am technologically confident enough, we will attach a video next week of the first game.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Cutchie Cheese ( Yes, I know I spelled it wrong)
Cutchie ( pronounced Cut-chy) Cheese is Rylie's name for what other folks refer to as Chuck E Cheese. We have tried to correct this mispronunciation, but to no avail, and now we just let her, it is a cute little quirk, that she will soon outgrow. Anyway, that is where we went this evening to celebrate her turning 4! She had a blast, Jack had blast, and I think Luke had the most fun of all! Thank goodness for coupons, we got 25 free tokens because it was her birthday and another 30 with our pizza deal. So we had 55 tokens which is definitely plenty for a 4 year old. We played lots of games and then left before it got really crowded ( there were 3 other birthday parties coming in as we left). Then we returned home for cake and presents. She had a pink cake in the shape of a number and got a book of Princess stories and the game Hullabaloo, which we all played after cake, that is such a cute game! She loved it! Well, check off celebration #2 in the month long extravaganza known as Rylie's birthday ( celebration #1 being cookies during snack time at school last Thursday, celebration #3 being her actual party later this month). She really had a great day, and was sacked out by 8 o'clock.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Where does all the Charmin go?


The culprit has been caught red handed. Now I guess I need to get a lock for the toilet paper, that can only be accessed through code. It will be like Fort Knox when trying to go to the bathroom in the Benton household. Hey, but at least I may be able to scratch TP off my grocery list for the next couple of weeks!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
August 30th - First day of Preschool
Now Introducing, Princess Rylie!
Little Miss Rylie~ how can she already be four years old! It does not seem possible! She keeps us in stitches most days and has a constant, never ending barrage of questions, that may or may not have answers! She is definitely begun to emulate her aunt Jay Jay more and more and is quickly earning the so beloved title that was given to Jayme as a young child, " Chatterbox". She knows not a stranger and is quick to tell any that will listen, all of our business. If you happen to be a checker at our local Walmart or Kroger, you will be informed of everything that has happened and is going to happen in the near future of our family! At least we know that she is not a shy child! Whether or not I wanted Cathy at Kroger to know all of our business, is of no concern to dear Rylie, she is just happy to have a captive audience! She is also a very literal child. One of the funnier things she said was the other day, while we were driving in the car past the hospital where she was born. Her Papa pointed it out, saying " That is where you were born, Rylie". To which her reply was " In the parking lot?"
She loves to listen to music ( which she calls mucis), read books, play with her dolls and barbies, and play dress up. She is looking forward to having her Princess birthday party at the end of the month. She is a great big sister and loves to hug on Jack. Church is one of her favorite places to be, she has lots of friends and loves her Sunday School teachers. Rylie is such a sweet blessing and we are so grateful that she is in our life.
Superstar Jack!
Meet Jack- other aliases he goes by: Captain Destructo, Jack Jack Quarterback, Bubba, and the ever popular "brother". He definitely keeps us on our toes, as the word curious does not begin to even remotely cover this little guy. If it is not something that he should be getting in to, he will definitely be trying his best to finagle a way to get into it! Just the other day, mom forgot to put the child lock on the pantry doors ( yes, it is a sad day when the food must be locked away) and lo and behold I heard the crinkling of a chip bag from the other room. I come into the kitchen to find Jack, hand buried in a bag of Fritos, and several in his mouth! The best part, when he saw me, he hurriedly tried to stuff them back in the pantry! Another jewel of a moment was when I peered out of the shower to Jack's cries, only to see him with Rylie's Dora the Explorer potty seat - around his neck! Just wished I had had the camera for that one! He loves to follow big sister Rylie around and play with her, when she will let him. He loves to dance and sing and wrestle with his daddy. His favorite new phrases are " Uh-oh" and "Bye Bye"- which he will stand at the door and say for 5 minutes after Luke leaves for work! He is such a blessing and a continuous joy in our lives!










